Now that it's over, I have formed a list of forbidden "Christmas songs" - songs I don't ever want to hear again!
1. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
2. All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth.
3. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.
4. The Chipmunk "song."
5. Dogs "singing" Jingle Bells.
2 comments:
You forgot the Chinese version of Jingle Bells.
Wai ya Bong!, Wai ya Bong!
Wai ya all the Wei!
The tunes you mention sound like kids records I used to hear some forty years ago that I hope have melted in the sun by now.
There was another they used to play all the time. It wasn't a Christmas song, but I guess they decided to group it in with Dad's Least Favorite Tunes, so it wound up in the yule tide music collection.
It went something like:
Besse, Besse, I'm a littly messy,
I've been painting my wagon green.
Wow, I'm not sure I've ever heard those.....thank God! The most recent one was something about a hippopotomus. Don't like the song and don't like the person who sings it! Bah, Humbug!
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